DAGUERREOTYPE of the DAY
‘Twas only a week ago we called for you to peregrinate with us to battleground states.
By stagecoach you came! By steamboat you came!
We now celebrate the labor of our amateur surgeons, for they have served our Billy Yanks well.
Our new media interns captured the volunteers hard at work in ‘slyvania’s Mower Hospital.
Look, see, in our Daguerreotype o’ the Day!
How now their faces scantily contain their joy! It spreads boundlessly ‘cross their faces!
Despite gaiety, work does not cease.
Advance towards Virginia! Georgia! Any battleground state! Do so with expeditiousness!
Your sweaty brow is coveted.